What important projects are you working on that could benefit from a good, swift kick? Far better to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat. Chris shows some footage of people in New York City getting sprayed with mosquito repellent. Chris shows some title cards from recently-halted UPN sitcoms, then an infomercial for "The New You System", which will replace you with your thinner doppelganger. In a pre-taped segment, Chris goes on a spiritual journey. Chris and Arsenio talk about talk shows, then watch the "Puff Daddy Remix" of their interview.
It was created by Chris Rock and featured various guests. I just got off the phone with a friend in the USA who has never been China. I would be the biggest star in the history of jail! Now, people tell you life is short. And turn this old pussy into new pussy! Arj Barker is an American stand up comedian and actor most known for his stand up comedy shows and film appearances like the HBO sitcom….
Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock () - Quotes - IMDb
A PSA promotes apologizing after you've committed a crime. Outkast perform " Rosa Parks ". I'm famous, still black. Blasting Fuck Tha Police while getting pulled over by the Police is just ignorant. Chris and Tyson talk about the reactions that Tyson gets on the street, then Chris announces the winner of the lottery for a date with Tyson. In the cold opening , Chris Rock goes backstage, reminisces about the time he had his own show, and starts to play a VHS tape of the first episode. Moreover, why should he pass up an opportunity for a great gig because of the armchair social-justice posturing of whiny losers?